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Just OUCH
By:dabucs 9/20/2014 1:26:30 PM
<p>The best move of the night occurred before kick off. &nbsp;They decided not to play Doug Martin, either to reduce risk of injury for playoff run&nbsp;(HA!) or keep him heathy so they could trade him (for his own good). &nbsp;After this decision the rest of the game was in the toilet. &nbsp;Almost no decision was good, whether it was not to cover Julio Jones (even with Roddy White not playing) or the decision to keep kicking to Hester. &nbsp;PATHETIC showing guys.</p> <p>I compare watching the Thursday night game to watching Sharknado. &nbsp;It's just awful but I can't stop watching and following the humor on twitter. &nbsp;Here are the highlights from last night...&nbsp;</p> <p>Bucs&nbsp;had 217 yards of offsense, gaave up 488 yards to the Falcons.</p> <p>Bucs were 3-13 on 3rd down converisons vs Falcons 8-11.</p> <p>We smoked them in penalities Bucs 11-110 vs ATL 5-50.</p> <p>The stats do not tell the horror of this game though, had to be witnessed to be believed.&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;<img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://giant.gfycat.com/WildEnragedJumpingbean.gif" alt="back at ya" width="388" height="218" /></p> <div> <blockquote><br />@FauxJohnMadden: If you were playing this on Madden as the Bucs, you'd just turn off your system and go outside.<br /><br /><br /></blockquote> <blockquote>@NOTSportsCenter: The #Bucs are currently on pace to lose 112-0. Although they could cut it to 105-0 if Atlanta puts in the backups. #ATLvsTB</blockquote> <blockquote>@celebrityhottub: Vanderbilt is already calling the Buccaneers about a home and home.</blockquote> <blockquote>@jon_bois: the bucs&rsquo; center just snapped the ball into his own butthole</blockquote> </div> <div><br /><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/276/files/2014/09/asspike.gif" alt="FUMBLE!" width="397" height="223" /></div> <div>&nbsp;</div> <div>&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">@FauxJohnMadden: Probably not going to happen:&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://t.co/16ppxvXVfC">http://t.co/16ppxvXVfC</a><br /><br /></div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">@celebrityhottub: .@TBBuccaneers You went to The Varsity for lunch, didn&rsquo;t you?</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">@NOTSportsCenter: RT if you've scored a TD on the #Bucs tonight</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;<img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Devin-Hester-touchdown-return.gif" alt="Prime time, prime time!" width="382" height="215" /></div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">@FauxJohnMadden: "If you take away the first 3 quarters of this game, we won 14-0 guys!" - Lovie Smith post game speech</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">@PFTCommenter: #BringBackSchiano</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;"><br /><br />@NotKennyRogers: I haven't seen a beat down that bad in Atlanta since Color Me Badd played Freaknik in '98.</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">Friday morning at work...</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">@poolmutt: #Falcons fan walked over to my cube today, didnt say a word just turned my #Bucs mouse pad over and walked away.</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</div> <div style="padding-left: 30px;"> <blockquote><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ap-buccaneers-falcons-football_002.jpg?w=1200" alt="It's a Bucs Life" width="306" height="230" /></blockquote> </div>


Didn't know the circus was in town, did you?
By:dabucs 9/10/2014 6:28:56 PM
<p>The Bucs went three quarters with out a score then scored 14 points in the 4th quarter, but could not beat the Newton-less Panthers. &nbsp;Bucs D gave up 221 yards in the air.</p> <p>Ugh, QB. &nbsp;McCown was 22-35. 183 yards with 2 TDs, but had 2 INTs. &nbsp;One of those INTs&nbsp;you just have to say, <strong>what in the what just happened?!? &nbsp;</strong>Queue the Jesse line "Gene, that was the worse play I've ever seen.."<strong> &nbsp;</strong>Has <em>McClown</em>, I mean McGown played in the league for 12 years or 12 weeks? Good grief. &nbsp;"WE WANT GLENNON!, WE WANT GLENNON!!"</p> <p><img src="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/josh-mccown.gif?w=650" alt="McClown" width="300" height="300" /></p> <p>Doug Martin left the game with 9 yards on 9 carries (7 yards receiving). &nbsp;Lovie Smith called&nbsp;Martin&rsquo;s knee injury as &ldquo;minor&rdquo; and Martin could have reentered the game again Sunday. &nbsp;The offensive line? &nbsp;They allowed McCown to be sacked 3 times. &nbsp;In the immortal words of John McKay "anyone who needs a shower, take one"&nbsp;</p> <p>Go BUCS!!</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>




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