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Just OUCH
<p>The best move of the night occurred before kick off. They decided not to play Doug Martin, either to reduce risk of injury for playoff run (HA!) or keep him heathy so they could trade him (for his own good). After this decision the rest of the game was in the toilet. Almost no decision was good, whether it was not to cover Julio Jones (even with Roddy White not playing) or the decision to keep kicking to Hester. PATHETIC showing guys.</p>
<p>I compare watching the Thursday night game to watching Sharknado. It's just awful but I can't stop watching and following the humor on twitter. Here are the highlights from last night... </p>
<p>Bucs had 217 yards of offsense, gaave up 488 yards to the Falcons.</p>
<p>Bucs were 3-13 on 3rd down converisons vs Falcons 8-11.</p>
<p>We smoked them in penalities Bucs 11-110 vs ATL 5-50.</p>
<p>The stats do not tell the horror of this game though, had to be witnessed to be believed. </p>
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<p> <img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://giant.gfycat.com/WildEnragedJumpingbean.gif" alt="back at ya" width="388" height="218" /></p>
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<blockquote><br />@FauxJohnMadden: If you were playing this on Madden as the Bucs, you'd just turn off your system and go outside.<br /><br /><br /></blockquote>
<blockquote>@NOTSportsCenter: The #Bucs are currently on pace to lose 112-0. Although they could cut it to 105-0 if Atlanta puts in the backups. #ATLvsTB</blockquote>
<blockquote>@celebrityhottub: Vanderbilt is already calling the Buccaneers about a home and home.</blockquote>
<blockquote>@jon_bois: the bucs’ center just snapped the ball into his own butthole</blockquote>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">@FauxJohnMadden: Probably not going to happen: <br /><a href="http://t.co/16ppxvXVfC">http://t.co/16ppxvXVfC</a><br /><br /></div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">@celebrityhottub: .@TBBuccaneers You went to The Varsity for lunch, didn’t you?</div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">@NOTSportsCenter: RT if you've scored a TD on the #Bucs tonight</div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;"> <img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Devin-Hester-touchdown-return.gif" alt="Prime time, prime time!" width="382" height="215" /></div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">@FauxJohnMadden: "If you take away the first 3 quarters of this game, we won 14-0 guys!" - Lovie Smith post game speech</div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">@PFTCommenter: #BringBackSchiano</div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;"><br /><br />@NotKennyRogers: I haven't seen a beat down that bad in Atlanta since Color Me Badd played Freaknik in '98.</div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">Friday morning at work...</div>
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<div style="padding-left: 30px;">@poolmutt: #Falcons fan walked over to my cube today, didnt say a word just turned my #Bucs mouse pad over and walked away.</div>
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<blockquote><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ap-buccaneers-falcons-football_002.jpg?w=1200" alt="It's a Bucs Life" width="306" height="230" /></blockquote>
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Didn't know the circus was in town, did you?
<p>The Bucs went three quarters with out a score then scored 14 points in the 4th quarter, but could not beat the Newton-less Panthers. Bucs D gave up 221 yards in the air.</p>
<p>Ugh, QB. McCown was 22-35. 183 yards with 2 TDs, but had 2 INTs. One of those INTs you just have to say, <strong>what in the what just happened?!? </strong>Queue the Jesse line "Gene, that was the worse play I've ever seen.."<strong> </strong>Has <em>McClown</em>, I mean McGown played in the league for 12 years or 12 weeks? Good grief. "WE WANT GLENNON!, WE WANT GLENNON!!"</p>
<p><img src="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/josh-mccown.gif?w=650" alt="McClown" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>Doug Martin left the game with 9 yards on 9 carries (7 yards receiving). Lovie Smith called Martin’s knee injury as “minor” and Martin could have reentered the game again Sunday. The offensive line? They allowed McCown to be sacked 3 times. In the immortal words of John McKay "anyone who needs a shower, take one" </p>
<p>Go BUCS!!</p>
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